Woman: Why don’t you kiss me? It’s normal for a man to kiss a woman like me. Just give it a try.
Muslim: But I am a Muslim. Islam taught me to respect woman as a Queen, and nobody could kiss the Queen, or you’ll be caught to prison! Only the one and only King could kiss the Queen. Thus, Islam taught me that only one’s husband could kiss the woman he married. If I kiss you, I’ll be punished!
------I am coping from somewhere.